Q and A With God

Me (in a tizzy) : God, can I ask you something?

GOD : Sure.

Me : Promise you won't get mad?

GOD : I promise.

Me (frustrated): Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

GOD : What do you mean?

Me : Well I woke up late,

GOD : Yes

Me : My car took forever to start,

GOD : Okay....

Me (growling): At lunch, they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait

GOD : Hmmmm..

Me : On the way home, my phone went dead, just as I picked up a call

GOD : All right

Me (loudly): And to top it all off, when I got home, I just wanted to
soak my feet in my foot massager and relax, but it wouldn't work.
Nothing went right today! Why did you do that?

GOD : Well let me see..... the death angel was at your bed this morning
and I had to send one of the other angels to battle him for your life.
I let you sleep through that.

Me (humbled): Oh...

GOD: I didn't let your car start because there was a drunk driver on
your route that might have hit you if you were on the road

Me (ashamed): ............

GOD : The first person who made your sandwich today was sick and I didn't
want you to catch what they have, I knew you couldn't afford to miss
work

Me (embarrassed): Oh.....

GOD : Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going
to give a false witness about what you said on that call, I didn't even
let you talk to them so you would be covered

Me (softly): I see God

GOD : Oh and that foot massager, it had a short that was going to throw
out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn't think you wanted to
be in the dark.

Me : I'm sorry God.

GOD : Don't be sorry, just learn to trust me.........in all things, the
good and the bad

Me: I WILL trust you God

GOD : And don't doubt that my plan for your day is always better than
your plan

Me : I won't God. And let me just tell you God, thank you for everything
today.

GOD : You're welcome child. It was just another day being your God and I
love looking after my children.

I saw this today-- I just had to post!!